August 2009
3 posts
the worst film ever...
given to us by someone who knows we celebrate ‘octoberfest’ every year, i’ve just sat through an hour and a half of the worst file ever! ‘beerfest’ truly is rubbish! trust me, if anyone ever wants to watch it, just say no! staring at a wall would have been a better use of my time. still, managed to sort out my background, so not an utter loss!
May 2009
3 posts
i promised...
hello dave...thanks for taking the time to find me and read my dribble!
army vs navy match 09
so i went to the rugby on saturday…as the family is split between army and navy, i was half and half but decided to cheer for the navy this year. bad decision! it probably would of helped if the navy knew how to run, pass or catch, but seeing as they can do none of it, i thought it was quite good that they managed to score at all! by the 76th minute, the score was still 0 - 50! then, just...
April 2009
5 posts
“‘what shall i tell the boss?’
‘tell him i’m going to...”
– homer simpson
March 2009
10 posts
was watching ‘two fat ladies’ yesterday (as in the cooking programme, not actual fat ladies…although they are actually fat!) and they were saying that cream is better than yoghurt. then they said that yoghurt was only for vegitarians…is this true? am i a veggie without even realising it? do i need to choose between meat and yoghurt? does explain why they are known as the...
doctors writing...
a friend has just told me about a doctors note she saw today. it said ‘the patient is obese due to the death of her puppy’. when asked about it, she turned around and said ‘it wasn’t my puppy, it was my budgie’. Really does it make a difference?
i'm not actually a geek...?
what’s so wrong with being a geek?
http://bhc3.wordpress.com
and also, why if you’re a boy, are you just classed as ‘geek’ but if you’re a girl, you’re called a ‘geek girl’?
some great photos and much more...
really good photos of some really cool bands, but more importantly, i just love the tilting gallery…how does he do this? must find out and copy!
http://stevegerrardphotography.com/music/band-portraits/
you know your getting old when...
all i wanted to do tomorrow is garden! i know that sounds old and boring, but when you get to the stage where you have two christmas tree carcasses in your back garden, you know it’s time to have a tidy up! but i’ve just looked and it’s suppose to rain…typical!
??? unanswerable question...
why do you never see baby pigeons?
penfold
i have just been asked what animal penfold from danger mouse is. quite confidently i said mole, only to be told that he is in fact a hampster! i need to look this up and get to the bottom of it, but don’t think i can handle the truth!
February 2009
10 posts
lent
why do people give up stuff for lent? i don’t understand why anyone would want to give something up that they enjoy doing / eating just to prove a point! i’m sure in the grand scheme of things, no one is really going to care.
1 tag
“keep a coin in your pocket and you’ll never be poor!”
“there is diddly-squat for me to look forward to. zilch, zero, zip-all, sweet...”
– stephen fry - the liar
lyrics
ok, so i love lyrics! i love all music, but tend to get hooked on songs with good lines. at uni, i covered one wall in music lines, and that’s what i intend to do here…it will start small, but i will add everytime i log on and watch them grow!
weather
why is it that the whole of england stops no matter what weather we are having? seeing as we get everything from heat waves to snow, why haven’t we learnt to deal with it yet? when it’s hot, we have a drought…when it rains, we have floods…when it’s autum, there’s leaves on the line…why can’t we cope?
“i started with nothing and still have most of it left.”
– seasick steve
